Punter of the Month February 2005

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
liquified gold with a shot of bourbon and a slice of lemon

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
Magic mushroom tea.

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
to quote a tune... "of all the things I've lost in my life, the thing I miss the most is my mind"

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
not John Howard possibly George Dubya Bush talking about his relatives recreational activities around Texas

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
The spirit of good humour and acceptence.

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
The feel of the sun, birds chirping and the strengthening stench of realisation upon finding youself awakening next to a drain.

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
my grandma is dead. and when she was alive she was always too pissed to knit.

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
The one where you throw a telephone book in the air, guess the page it will land on. Skull no matter the outcome.

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
On a girlfriend, but it was a payback.

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
What's left of my mind and sense of reason.

Mark / You know where

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
Hoegarden (may not be the most expensive but is the best)

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
snakebite and black

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
the contents of my stomach

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
It wasn't me honest

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
the spirit of christmas past

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
a new liberal government

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
Since she's been dead for 25 years, I'd wear it with surprise.

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
all of them. they are bad news

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
I can't remember I was too drunk

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
a parking meter cover from City Centre Manchester. I suffer from drunken kleptomania

S / Brunswick Massive

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
Penfolds Bin707 Cab Sauv, with 20+ years bottle age.

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
Cider. Very nasty stuff when you have cheap, white wine soon after.

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
I lost my housemate (whom I was travelling with) who staggered off somewhere whilst we were at the fest in Munich last year.

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
que??

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
Old ladies like to drink sherry don't they? So, cheap-ass sherry - laced with absynthe. i don't think anyone would care what it tastes like after two drinks

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
The bin in my office.

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
Absolutely. It would be quite a novelty if either Grandma would knit me something now, given that they've both passed away!

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
Ones that involve Chartreuse and tabasco. Spicy stuff can do nasty things to me.

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
Right in the entryway of the main hall of te Melbourne Oktoberfest, right in front of the bouncers...as people are walking in during the evening.

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
(Yawn) A stein from the Munich fest. (I'm sure people have more novel souveneirs than me)

Jason / Montmorency

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
Water.

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
Dr Pepper.

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
Money.

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
-

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
The spirit of Jimi Hendrix.

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
Memories of the night before.

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
It would very much depend on the jumper. And the granny for that matter, one of them is dead.

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
"Let's see if can make in fly". Because it hurts when it doesn't.

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
Through my nose.

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
The joystick that "fell off" the Elevator Action game that stole my money.

Anthony / Around here

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
strawberry chamboard with dom peringnon champange

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
southern comfort & gin & illusion shakers

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
bike helmet,

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
huh dont know

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
strawberry chamboard (with dom peringnon champange)

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
mystery sprained ankle

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
yes maybe

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
drinking world domination

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
work toilets

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
cant think of anything - too many beers last nite :)

Z / Melbourne

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
death in the afternoon

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
gin

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
virginity

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
marc

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
gin

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
mark t

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
yes,cos she's dead

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
any, see question 3 for reason

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
tuckerbox

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
virginity

Beth / I don't know

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
beer. nice beer

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
tequila

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
self-respect

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
the pope

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
spirit of the times

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
a glass full of ants

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
of course

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
all of them

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
bedroom at parents hosue

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
Mededith festival stubby holder

Paul / Northcote

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
expensive red wine

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
blue curacao (spelling...lol)

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
My pride

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
fellow tasmanians

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
contrieu

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
chewy in my hair

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
absolutely

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
would play em all

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
my mums lap

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
the condom wrapper from my 1st time attributed to lots of alcohol

aussieboi / Greensborough

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
Chimay Grand Reserve

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
2 buck chucks....and ozzo...drunk in the park on ozzo....

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
my pants

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
no idea

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
vodka

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
a bob

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
i could never wear that sweater

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
Hat Man

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
the dance floor of the tote,

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
My Coopers Back Pack of Goodies *wink wink and my glass collection

Teer / Fitzroy

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
Chimay blue

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
Strongbow Sweet

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
my brain and my shoes

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
-

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
vodka

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
my year 12 economics teach

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
happened to me but she knitted it two sizes too small!

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
-

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
into my handbag after being picked up by a random dude in his car in the 13th district in paris could not find a taxi

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
-

Millie / Brunswick (see you at the wheel of beer)

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
French campagne

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
Bundy rum

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
wallet

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
?

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
Sambuca

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
some one i dont know

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
yes

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
dont play drinking games

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
on self

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
Goat horn glass stolen from Adelaide casino

Mike / Victoria

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
Vodka

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
Rum

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
Virginity

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
Tom

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
Pina calda

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
No girl

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
At a pride march

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
Lick the whistle

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
On my birthday cake

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
My kidney

Tom / Gutter

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
Yes (it is and I still do!)

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
Southern Comfort

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
A full rented halloween costume (Alex from A CLockwork Orange!) before I'd even worn it! That was expensive!

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
Sorry - you've lost me there (and Google too!)

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
Mekong (Thai Whiskey) - A real party drink!

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
Going to sleep!

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
Yes

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
The game where you watch Withnail & I and try to drink everything they do........ Why, well you try it and see!

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
15 years old, New years day, at the golf club with the family, spewed on the practice putting green!

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
My belly!

Rory / Dublin - Living in Kew

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
Whatever Burt Reynolds was drinking.

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
Animal Beer (nasty American beers with animals on the cans, ie. Busch, Schmidt, etc.)

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
My innocence.

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
The scary banjo playing kid from Deliverance.

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
Advocaat with a dash of peppermint.

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
Herpes.

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
Not in Melbourne, it's too warm.

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
Rape and Pillage with the Fuzzy Pirate. He always wins. [picture]

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
Under potted plants.

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
A sense of oneness with yellow-eyed rum swilling freaks.

Shannon / Seattle

1. If money was no object, what would you drink everyday?
beer coopers sparkiling

2. From your younger days, what drink has scarred you for life?
over proff rum

3. Name something you've lost when drinking.
my ring, from my finger

4. To whom do we attribute the quote "more of us and less of those nitty gritty bullf*ckers"?
homer simpson??

5. If you were invited to a cocktail party at Dame Edna Everage's house, what spirit would you take?
vodka

6. What have you regretted waking up with after a night of drinking?
telling people the truth

7. If your Grandma sent you a jumper she'd knitted, would you wear it with pride?
mmmm......if it had a mull leaf on it.

8. What drinking game will you never play again? Why?
asshole...cos i lost more money in one game then i could have made in a week

9. Name the worst place you've spewed after heavy drinking?
work.

10. What souvenir of drinking do you hold precious?
my girlfriend

Matin / Carlton